Steve: Hey, I want that! Francine: It’s too expensive. Steve: But it’s Christmas! I get whatever I want! Stan: IF you’re a good boy. STEVEN ANITA! Steve: NO! I’m a BAD BOY! I GET WHAT I WANT! ♪ I’m the one they call a mystery. ♪ Francine: They? ♪ I’m the one they call insane. ♪ OH! ♪ Ain’t no other way I’m meant to be. ♪ ♪ I want this, gimme that! ♪ ♪ Are we to blame? Oh, no. ♪ ♪ If I told you once, I told you twice… …I’d never be a saint! ♪ ♪ Daddy, no! ♪ Mommy, no! ♪ ♪ Ain’t no saint! ♪ ♪ Bad, bad, bad! ♪ ♪ Bad, bad boy! ♪ ♪ (We want it.) ♪ ♪ (We want it) ♪ ♪ (and you’re paying for it.) ♪ ♪ I’m no good ♪ ♪ so bring me toys! ♪ ♪ (I want it.) ♪ ♪ (I want it.) ♪ ♪ (Don’t appreciate it.) ♪ ♪ I know what’s coming ♪ ♪ and I see the way ♪ ♪ (He gets whatever he wants.) ♪ ♪ Ain’t no other way to go! ♪ ♪ (Don’t you ever tell him “no”.) ♪ ♪ And when I want it, ♪ ♪ you buy it for me! ♪ ♪ (We got you in our aim) ♪ ♪ (so pony up the dough!) ♪ Francine: (groan) Steve, you’re the worst! ♪ You want the worst? ♪ ♪ Well, you gonna see the worst! ♪ ‘Cause I’m the best, ♪ ♪ The best at being the worst! ♪ Francine: STOP! ♪ Bad, bad, bad! ♪ ♪ Bad, bad boy! ♪ ♪ (We want it.) ♪ ♪ (We want it) ♪ ♪ (and you’re paying for it.) ♪ ♪ I’m no good ♪ ♪ so bring me toys! ♪ ♪ (I want it.) ♪ ♪ (I want it) ♪ ♪ (Don’t appreciate it.) ♪ ♪ [I’m the one they call a mystery…] ♪ Francine: He’s a mystery to me. ♪ [I’m the one they call insane!] ♪ Stan: What’s gotten into this boy? He’s insane! ♪ Bad ♪ ♪ Bad ♪ ♪ Baaad! ♪ ♪ Bad ♪ ♪ Bad ♪ ♪ Boy! ♪ ♪ (We want it.) ♪ ♪ (We want it) ♪ ♪ (and you’re paying for it.) ♪ ♪ I’m no good ♪ ♪ so bring me toys! ♪ ♪ (I want it.) ♪ ♪ (I want it) ♪ ♪ (Don’t appreciate it.) ♪ ♪ Bad, bad, bad! ♪ ♪ Bad, bad boy! ♪ ♪ (We want it.) ♪ ♪ (We want it) ♪ ♪ (and you’re paying for it.) ♪ ♪ I’m no good ♪ ♪ so bring me toys! ♪ ♪ (I want it.) ♪ (I want it) ♪ ♪ (Don’t appreciate it.) ♪